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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:41

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried