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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is the best way to keep my vagina clean and fresh?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Why do you think most harem anime and manga have lame male protagonists that would be considered losers and pathetic by most people?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Just Forget it!

What are your top ten favorite K-pop albums?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Concerns About the US Economy Continue to Grow While Its Forecasts Shrink - splinter.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Why do men suck dick? Me, I can't get enough

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the steps to start an outbound calling center in India, and how do you get clients as a new business?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried